Welcome to Rude Mugs

Terms & Conditions

You'll never guess what we sell! It's Rude Mugs! OK - no surprise there, but we also sell Funny Mugs, personalised mugs, work mugs, office mugs and mugs for many occasions.

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Promotional Mugs for Business

Photo Mugs for Photographic Business

Motorcycle Mugs

There is no need to create an account (boring!) to buy, just use your PayPal account. You don't need a PayPal account however, using the PayPal cart, you can pay by credit/debit card

Please note all P+P is calculated for delivery to the UK. See P+P costs/details.

Please use the contact form if you require delivery outside of UK.

All mugs are Dishwasher proof. Most are exclusive to us and hopefully you'll find them all amusing.

Should you be offended by any of them, please write to Santa Claus, The North Pole, NP1 who will write back when he has time.

Please use the contact page to send us any suggestions you have. We'll happily credit you if we use your suggestions.

If only my sperm tasted of chocolate - Funny Mug

chocolate_sperm_wish_mug Fantantic Original Design exclusive to Rude Mugs. Printed on both sides.

Features a thought bubble and the slogan 'If only my sperm tasted of chocolate..'

Not sure why, really. Well, perhaps I can think of one reason.. Perhaps I'd get more B..

Also available personalised with your own thoughts.

Dishwasher proof. Dispatched in specially made polystyrene box that absorbs the rigours of the postal service.

£5.99

Need a Presentation/Gift Box?

Presentation Box only £1.00