Funny Football Mug VAR Decision You’re A Prick Mug

Funny football mug for fans who know a bad VAR call when they see one

Funny football mug shoppers who love a bit of proper match-day moaning will get exactly what this one is about from the first glance. The VAR Decision You’re A Prick Mug is blunt, funny, and bang on the money for anyone who has ever sat through a ridiculous review, watched the ref trot over to the screen, and ended up even more annoyed than before. It takes that all-too-familiar football frustration and turns it into something genuinely funny you can enjoy with your morning tea, coffee, or half-time brew.

With its cheeky phrase and football-inspired design, this mug feels like it belongs in the hands of someone who lives for the weekend fixtures, argues over offside decisions, and still isn’t over that dodgy call from three seasons ago. It has that proper terrace humour about it too – sharp, rude, and instantly recognisable to anyone who follows the game. Whether it’s sat on an office desk, in the kitchen at home, or brought out before kick-off, it’s the sort of mug that gets a laugh without trying too hard.

A rude football mug with proper match-day banter

This is not one of those safe, forgettable gifts that gets shoved to the back of the cupboard. This rude football mug has personality. The joke lands because it taps into something every football fan understands: VAR was meant to clear things up, but half the time it just gives everyone something new to shout about. That mix of sarcasm, annoyance and humour is exactly why this mug works so well.

It is ideal for football supporters who love a bit of banter and don’t mind their mug being as mouthy as they are on match day. The design suits fans of Premier League drama, pub debates, group chat arguments and all the nonsense that comes with modern football. If you are buying for a mate, brother, dad, husband or work colleague who never misses a chance to complain about officiating, this hits the mark nicely.

Made for everyday brews, not just for the laughs

As funny as it is, this mug is still the real thing when it comes to everyday use. It is a ceramic 11 oz mug with a comfortable, familiar feel in the hand, making it spot on for a proper cuppa or a strong coffee before the football starts. It measures 3.8 inches high by 3.2 inches in diameter, so it is a great standard size for daily use without being too bulky.

It is also lead and BPA-free, which is always good to know, and it is both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. That means it is easy to live with, easy to clean, and ready for regular use rather than just being wheeled out as a novelty once in a blue moon. So yes, it gets the joke right, but it also delivers as a solid everyday mug for fans who want something a bit more entertaining than plain crockery.

A brilliant gift for football fans with a filthy sense of humour

This mug has easy gift appeal because the humour is so specific. You do not need to over-explain it, and you do not need to wonder whether a football fan will get it. They will. Instantly. That makes it a top shout for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, Secret Santa or just as a random surprise for someone who is forever moaning about referees and replays.

It also fits neatly into the wider world of rude mugs without feeling generic. The football angle gives it more character, more relevance, and much more buyer appeal for the right person. If they love the game, love a laugh, and think VAR has only made things worse, this mug will feel right at home in their collection. It is daft, sweary, and very easy to like – a proper little winner for football fans who enjoy their brews with a side of banter.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!