Everyone Calm The Fuck Down – Funny Mug With Sloth

Everyone Calm The Fuck Down Sloth Mug

Everyone calm the fuck down – sometimes there’s just no better way to put it. This hilariously blunt calm down mug pairs a laid-back sloth with a not-so-subtle message, making it the perfect brew companion for anyone who’s had enough of the daily chaos.

Front and centre is a blissed-out sloth, sitting cross-legged in full zen mode, eyes closed, completely unbothered. Little floating leaves and soft details add to the chilled vibe, while the bold text above and below delivers the punchline loud and clear. It’s the perfect contrast: peaceful design meets unapologetically sweary humour.

Whether it’s work stress, family drama, or just people being… people, this mug sums up your mood without you having to say a word (well, almost).

The Perfect Rude Mug for Everyday Sanity

Let’s be honest – we all know someone who needs to calm the fuck down. Or maybe it’s you. No judgement here.

This mug is ideal for:

Morning coffees before dealing with the world
Tea breaks that double as mental resets
Office desks where passive-aggressive humour thrives
Home kitchens where sarcasm is part of the décor

It’s one of those rude mugs that doesn’t try too hard – it just lands perfectly. The sloth’s relaxed posture softens the blow just enough, making it funny rather than full-on offensive (well… mostly).

And because the design is clean and well-balanced, it looks just as good sitting on your desk as it does in your hand.

A Brilliant Gift for the Easily Stressed (or Easily Annoyed)

If you’re after a gift that actually gets a laugh, this one’s a winner. It’s perfect for:

Friends who are always wound up
Colleagues who need a hint (or a shove)
Partners with zero chill
Anyone who appreciates dark or sweary humour

It works brilliantly as a birthday present, stocking filler, Secret Santa gift, or just a cheeky surprise for someone who needs to lighten up a bit.

The sloth design adds a bit of charm, so it doesn’t feel too harsh – just the right balance of funny and blunt.

Built for Daily Use (Even on Stressful Days)

Of course, it’s not just about the joke – this mug is made to handle real life too. Crafted from sturdy ceramic, it’s got that solid, satisfying feel you want in your go-to mug.

It’s an 11 oz mug, standing 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) high with a 3.2 inch (8.2 cm) diameter – basically, the ideal size for a proper cuppa or a strong coffee when you need it most.

It’s also lead and BPA-free, so you can sip without worrying about anything dodgy. And when life gets busy (or you just can’t be bothered), it’s both dishwasher safe and microwave safe, making it as practical as it is funny.

Why This Calm Down Mug Stands Out

There are loads of funny mugs out there, but this one hits differently. It’s not just a random swear word slapped on a cup – the design actually works.

The sloth brings a genuinely calming, almost wholesome vibe
The typography is bold, clear, and easy to read
The message is relatable, especially in today’s world
It manages to be both cute and brutally honest

It’s the kind of mug that people notice, comment on, and quietly agree with.

And once it’s yours, don’t be surprised if it becomes your default choice every morning. There’s something quite satisfying about sipping your tea while silently telling the world to calm the fuck down.

A Little Bit of Calm in a Chaotic World

Life’s busy, people are stressful, and sometimes everything just gets a bit much. This mug doesn’t fix any of that – but it does give you a small, funny reminder to take a breath and not take it all too seriously.

Or at the very least, it lets you express exactly how you feel without having to say it out loud.

Pop the kettle on, grab your sloth mug, and embrace a moment of peace… even if the message is anything but polite.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!