Full Kit Wanker Mugs Banter Gifts Mug For Football Mates

Full Kit Wanker Mugs – Banter Gifts Mug For Football Mates

Full Kit Wanker Mugs – Banter Gifts Mug For Football Mates are made for the bloke who turns up to five-a-side looking like he’s about to walk out at Wembley. Shirt, shorts, socks, boots, shin pads, captain’s ego, the lot. It’s loud, daft, and spot on for the mate who takes a casual kickabout far too seriously.

The design shows a smug football lad in full blue and white kit, foot proudly planted on the ball, hands on hips, sunglasses on, and belly out like he’s just scored the winner in his own head. His shirt says “I’m the main character”, which tells you everything you need to know. The huge “FULL KIT WANKER” slogan underneath finishes it perfectly.

A Funny Football Mug For The Matchday Show-Off

Every football group has one. The mate who wears the full strip to watch the game on telly, calls everyone “gaffer”, and celebrates a tap-in like he’s just rescued the season. This mug is for him.

It’s a cracking gift for football mates, Sunday league legends, five-a-side heroes, dads, brothers, husbands, boyfriends, workmates, armchair pundits, and anyone who owns more replica shirts than normal clothes. It works brilliantly for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, fantasy football forfeits, team awards, or a cheeky wind-up before match day.

The humour is blunt, British, and instantly understood. No subtle joke, no long explanation, just a big rude slogan for the lad who definitely deserves it.

Built For Brews Before Kick-Off

This ceramic 11 oz mug is a proper everyday brew holder, ideal for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever fuels your favourite football bore before shouting at the telly. It measures 3.8 in (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 in (8.2 cm) in diameter, giving it a comfortable, familiar feel for daily use.

It’s lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe, so there’s no faffing about. Pop it in the dishwasher, warm up a brew in the microwave, and get back to explaining why the ref has ruined everything again.

The glossy white ceramic keeps the artwork sharp, letting the blue kit, football, bold red lettering, sunglasses, and smug pose stand out properly. It looks spot on in a kitchen, office, man cave, changing room, or beside the sofa during Super Sunday.

A Proper Banter Gift For Football Mates

This funny football mug is perfect for anyone who loves the game but can take a bit of stick. It suits full kit enthusiasts, pub football experts, Sunday league captains, terrace singers, FIFA addicts, and the mate who still talks about one decent goal from 2014.

Pair it with biscuits, coffee, match snacks, or a daft card and you’ve got an easy gift that feels personal without being boring. Or just hand it over as it is and enjoy the reaction.

For fans of football banter, matchday nonsense, and rude mugs, this Full Kit Wanker design is a proper little belter. It’s made for big opinions, dodgy first touches, and lads who dress like they’re on the team sheet.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!