Funny Rude Witch Mug I Don’t Give A Flying Fuck

Funny Rude Witch Mug – “I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck” Cheeky Witch Mug for Wicked Souls

Funny rude witch mugs don’t come much bolder, funnier, or more gloriously unfiltered than this wicked little masterpiece. If your sense of humour is dark, your patience is limited, and your daily mood sits somewhere between mildly enchanted and completely done with everyone, this I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck witch mug might just be your spirit animal in ceramic form.

Featuring a wildly grinning witch tearing through the sky on her broomstick, finger proudly raised, hair flying, black cat tagging along, and the brutally honest phrase “I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck” splashed across the design in bold gothic-style lettering, this mug doesn’t whisper its attitude, it flies straight through the room with it.

Perfect for lovers of witchy vibes, Halloween energy, sarcasm, dark humour, and people who’ve officially run out of patience somewhere around Tuesday morning.

A Witch Mug with Zero Filters and Maximum Attitude

Some mugs politely make people smile. This one practically cackles in their face.

The artwork is packed with personality, from the witch’s wild-eyed grin and windswept hair to the broomstick, striped stockings, and mischievous black cat riding shotgun through the chaos. It’s playful, slightly unhinged, and absolutely impossible to ignore.

Then comes the message:

“I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck.”

Short. Sharp. Beautifully honest.

It’s the sort of phrase plenty of people think every day but rarely say out loud… which is exactly why this mug works so brilliantly. It’s cheeky, empowering, and just the right amount of unhinged for anyone who’s stopped pretending to be polite.

And if your kitchen already features a growing collection of rude mugs, this witchy little menace deserves pride of place.

Built for Daily Brews, Late Nights, and Magical Levels of Sarcasm

A funny mug needs to do more than get a laugh, it needs to survive real life.

Crafted from durable ceramic, this 11 oz mug feels solid, comfortable in the hand, and perfectly sized for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever potion gets you through the day. Measuring 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) in diameter, it’s ideal for home, office, or anywhere your attitude needs a little backup.

It’s also lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe, because no self-respecting witch has time for delicate hand washing.

The high-quality print keeps the colours bold, the details crisp, and the attitude fully intact brew after brew.

The Perfect Gift for Witches, Weirdos, and People Who’ve Had Enough

Some gifts are sweet. Some are thoughtful. This one is gloriously honest.

Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, Secret Santa, workmates, sisters, best mates, partners, goth friends, spiritual chaos gremlins, or anyone whose personality comes with a warning label.

Ideal for coffee lovers, moon worshippers, sarcastic souls, and people who’ve completely stopped caring what anyone thinks.

Because sometimes the most magical thing you can do… is not give a flying fuck.

So if you’re after a mug with witchy charm, wicked humour, and absolutely no apologies, this one’s ready to cast its spell on someone’s morning routine.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!