Funny cheeky Valentine mug for couples who prefer filth over flowers
This funny cheeky Valentine mug is a proper winner for anyone who thinks romance is better with a dirty laugh thrown in. Featuring the line “My Favourite Thing To Do Is You” and covered in playful sex position icons, red kiss marks and scattered hearts, it is bold, daft and absolutely not for the easily offended. If your idea of a good Valentine’s gift is something that gets a snort, a grin and probably an eyebrow raise, this mug is right on the money.
There is no pretending this one is subtle, and that is exactly the appeal. The design leans fully into cheeky bedroom humour with a repeat pattern of saucy silhouettes that makes the joke obvious from the first glance. Paired with lipstick kiss prints, black and red hearts and that blunt central phrase, it feels flirty, rude and a bit ridiculous in the best possible way. It is the sort of mug that suits couples who show love by winding each other up, taking the piss and being gloriously inappropriate over a brew.
A rude Valentine gift with loads more character than the usual tat
A lot of Valentine’s presents are either painfully mushy or completely forgettable. This one manages to dodge both. It is funny, eye-catching and actually feels like it has some personality behind it. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or partner with a filthy sense of humour, it makes a great little gift for couples who are more likely to laugh at a rude joke than write each other a heartfelt poem.
The phrase “My Favourite Thing To Do Is You” does the job nicely because it is flirty without trying too hard. It is cheeky, confident and silly enough to land as a joke rather than something cringeworthy. That makes this mug ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, date night surprises or just as a random gift for the person you fancy most when they are within tea-making distance. For shoppers after rude mugs that feel playful rather than generic, this one has plenty going on.
Bold all-over design that makes the joke impossible to miss
Visually, this mug has loads of impact. The black silhouette graphics stand out sharply against the clean white ceramic background, while the red lips and hearts add a proper Valentine feel without turning it into something soft and sentimental. The scattered layout gives it an all-over printed look that feels lively and full of energy, with each little detail adding to the joke. It is a strong design for anyone who likes novelty gifts that are actually fun to look at rather than just relying on one line of text.
Because the pattern wraps the whole mug so nicely, it feels like a proper feature piece rather than an afterthought. Leave it on the desk at work or pull it out in the kitchen and it is guaranteed to get a reaction. It is rude enough to be funny, but still playful enough to feel like a gift rather than a full-on shock tactic. That balance is what makes it work so well.
This ceramic mug holds 11 oz, which is a solid everyday size for tea, coffee or whatever helps start the morning after a late night. It measures 3.8 inches high and 3.2 inches in diameter, so it sits comfortably in the hand and fits in nicely with the rest of the mug cupboard. It is lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe and microwave safe too, so it is not just a novelty item for one laugh and then retirement.
A funny sex positions mug they will actually keep using
That is the beauty of this cheeky sex positions mug. It is not only a funny Valentine gift, it is also a genuinely useful one. It works for the first cup of the day, a lazy Sunday brew, or the sort of tea break that comes with a smirk when someone spots the design. It is ideal for couples with a shared dirty sense of humour and perfect for anyone who likes their gifts a bit rude, a bit bold and a lot less boring than the usual Valentine fluff.
If you are after something cheeky, memorable and guaranteed to get a laugh, this mug is a cracking little choice. It says exactly what it needs to say without a load of faff, and that is probably why it works so well.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
















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