Tesla Wanker Mugs Banter Gifts Mug For Tesla Driver Mates

Tesla Wanker Mugs – Banter Gifts Mug For Tesla Driver Mates

Tesla Wanker Mugs – Banter Gifts Mug For Tesla Driver Mates are made for the bloke who bought an electric car and immediately became unbearable about it. He doesn’t just drive; he glides silently past petrol stations with a smug little grin, explaining range, charging speeds, and “instant torque” to anyone trapped in conversation.

The design shows a cocky Tesla-style driver leaning out of a white electric car, sunglasses on, headband reading “Eco Warrior”, and a mug that says “I don’t need fuel, I’ve got attitude”. Around the car are daft little digs like “0-60 eventually”, “max range: my ego”, and “powered by electricity and self importance”. The huge “TESLA WANKER” slogan across the bottom finishes it off beautifully.

A Funny Tesla Mug For The Silent Show-Off

Every group has one. The mate who says “I’ll just plug in” like he’s solving climate change single-handedly, then spends twenty minutes showing you the app. This mug is for him.

It’s a cracking gift for Tesla drivers, electric car fans, EV owners, tech dads, eco warriors, gadget lovers, company car show-offs, husbands, boyfriends, brothers, workmates, and anyone who says “it drives itself, basically” far too often.

It works brilliantly for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, office banter, new car gifts, or a cheeky wind-up for the person who has made charging points their entire personality.

Built For Brews While It Charges

This ceramic 11 oz mug is a proper everyday brew holder, ideal for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever keeps your favourite EV bore going while waiting at a charging station. It measures 3.8 in (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 in (8.2 cm) in diameter, giving it a familiar, comfortable feel for daily use.

It’s lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe, so there’s no fuss. Pop it in the dishwasher, warm up a brew in the microwave, and get back to explaining why petrol cars are “basically ancient now”.

The glossy white ceramic keeps the artwork sharp, letting the car, sunglasses, bold red lettering, cheeky signs, and smug driver pose stand out properly.

A Proper Banter Gift For EV Mates

This funny Tesla mug is ideal for anyone who loves their electric car but can take a bit of stick. It suits proud EV owners, tech obsessives, quiet-road warriors, motorway charger regulars, and the mate who parks up and immediately checks battery percentage like it’s a vital sign.

Pair it with coffee, biscuits, a silly card, or just hand it over and enjoy the reaction. They’ll probably pretend they’re above it, then use it every morning.

For fans of car banter, gadget humour, and rude mugs, this Tesla Wanker design is a proper little belter. It’s made for silent acceleration, loud opinions, and brews charged with pure self-importance.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!