Briefcase Wanker Mugs Banter Gifts Mug For Office Mates

Briefcase Wanker Mugs Banter Gifts Mug For Office Mates

Briefcase Wanker Mugs Banter Gifts Mug For Office Mates are made for the workplace hero who struts into meetings with a laptop bag, a loud tie, and absolutely nothing useful to add. He’s got the suit, the shades, the briefcase, and the sort of confidence only found in people who say “let’s circle back” without feeling any shame.

The design shows a smug office big shot in a pinstripe suit, red tie, pocket square, and gold watch, clutching a briefcase that proudly reads “Making Pointless Meetings & Taking Credit Since Forever”. The massive “BRIEFCASE WANKER” slogan across the bottom makes it perfectly clear who this mug is aimed at.

A Funny Office Mug For The Corporate Blagger

Every office has one. The mate who books meetings about meetings, says “quick catch-up” then steals half your afternoon, and somehow gets praised for repeating what someone else already said. This mug is for him.

It’s a cracking gift for office mates, managers, team leaders, sales lads, consultants, corporate climbers, work husbands, colleagues, bosses with a sense of humour, and anyone who treats a briefcase like a personality trait. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, leaving gifts, promotions, work anniversaries, or a cheeky desk-based wind-up.

Built For Tea, Coffee And Pretending To Be Busy

This ceramic 11 oz mug is ideal for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever keeps your favourite office wanker going through another day of spreadsheets, waffle, and performative busyness. It measures 3.8 in (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 in (8.2 cm) in diameter, giving it a comfortable, familiar feel for everyday use.

It’s lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe, so there’s no faffing about. Pop it in the dishwasher, warm up a brew in the microwave, and get back to sending emails that should have been a two-word Teams message.

The glossy white ceramic keeps the artwork sharp, letting the suit, briefcase, red tie, sunglasses, bold lettering, and smug expression stand out properly.

A Proper Banter Gift For Workmates

This funny office mug is perfect for anyone who can take a bit of workplace abuse. It suits desk jockeys, meeting addicts, office politicians, middle managers, and the colleague who says “high level” because they didn’t read the details.

Pair it with biscuits, coffee, a silly card, or just leave it on their desk and wait for the reaction. For fans of corporate humour, office banter, and rude mugs, this Briefcase Wanker design is a proper little belter.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!