Office Mugs Funny I Get Paid To Shit At Work Mug

Office Mugs Funny Gift for People Who Get Paid to Shit at Work

Office mugs funny enough to get passed around the break room don’t come much better than the I Get Paid To Shit At Work Mug. If you’re hunting for a funny office mug, a cheeky work gift, or something guaranteed to get laughs from colleagues who’ve mastered the art of “taking five”, this one absolutely delivers.

Bold, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this mug says what half the office is already thinking. The design features a smug cartoon office worker living his best life on company time, trousers round his ankles, phone in hand, and not a single deadline in sight. Paired with oversized statement typography in black, red, and rich brown tones, the message hits instantly… “I Get Paid To Shit At Work.”

Subtle? Not remotely. Funny? Absolutely.

A Funny Office Mug Every Workplace Has Someone Who Needs

Every office has one.

The colleague who disappears for twenty minutes with their phone. The one who somehow schedules “important thinking time” three times before lunch. The mate who proudly claims their toilet breaks are part of the salary package.

This funny office mug was made for them.

Whether it’s sitting on a desk, parked beside the kettle, or proudly displayed in the staff kitchen, it’s guaranteed to get reactions. It’s perfect for:

Work colleagues with a sense of humour
Secret Santa office gifts
Leaving presents
Promotion gifts with a twist
Birthday gifts for co-workers
Bosses who definitely know the score
Fans of rude mugs and workplace banter

And because the joke is instantly relatable, it works whether you’re buying for an office legend, a sarcastic manager, or that one mate who somehow spends more time “in meetings” than at their desk.

Built for Daily Brew Breaks and Questionable Productivity

A mug this funny still needs to do the actual mug part properly, and this one’s built for everyday use.

Made from quality ceramic, this 11 oz mug feels solid in the hand and ready for daily coffee runs, tea breaks, emergency caffeine fixes, or whatever gets you through Monday morning meetings. Measuring 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) high with a 3.2 inch (8.2 cm) diameter, it’s spot on for a proper brew.

The print is crisp, colourful, and designed to stay sharp, making this one of those rude mugs people actually keep on their desk year-round instead of chucking in a cupboard after the joke wears off.

The Perfect Work Gift for People Who Know the Real Perks

Some office perks are written in the contract.

Some… are quietly understood.

This mug celebrates the unofficial workplace benefit everyone secretly appreciates but rarely admits out loud. It’s cheeky, relatable, and just rude enough to make people laugh without trying too hard.

Whether you’re buying for a Secret Santa swap, a funny office birthday, a leaving gift, or simply someone who’s mastered the art of getting paid while doing absolutely nothing productive for fifteen minutes, this mug hits the mark beautifully.

And if they start guarding it from the rest of the team… you know you picked a good one.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!