Funny Office Mugs For Colleagues Doing Fuck All Since 9am

Funny Office Mug for Colleagues Doing Fuck All Since 9am

Funny Office Mug fans who know someone with a black belt in avoiding work will appreciate this brilliantly cheeky design. Featuring a laid-back office legend reclining at his desk surrounded by coffee cups, unread emails and a highly questionable daily schedule, this colourful mug proudly declares “Doing Fuck All Since 9am”. It’s the perfect tribute to those colleagues who somehow look busy while achieving absolutely nothing.

Bright, bold and painfully relatable, this mug is guaranteed to get laughs around the office and become a firm favourite at tea break time.

The Perfect Gift for Lazy Colleagues and Workplace Legends

Every office has one. The person who arrives with a coffee, opens a spreadsheet for appearances and then somehow spends the next eight hours avoiding anything remotely productive. If that sounds like someone you work with, this mug was made for them.

Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, leaving gifts or just winding up your favourite workmate, this hilarious design captures office life perfectly. Whether it’s for a colleague, manager, friend or the self-proclaimed “hardest worker” in the building, this mug delivers plenty of laughs and just enough truth to make everyone uncomfortable.

The colourful artwork and tongue-in-cheek slogan make it perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of looking busy while doing sweet FA.

Bright Design and Made for Daily Coffee Breaks

Packed with funny details, this mug features a relaxed desk warrior complete with a “Working Hardly” mug, a “Professional Time Waster” sign and a daily planner that looks suspiciously empty. The bright blue, yellow and purple lettering makes the design really pop and guarantees it will stand out in any office kitchen.

Made from durable ceramic, this 11 oz mug is ideal for tea, coffee and emergency caffeine boosts required to survive endless meetings. Measuring 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) in diameter, it’s the perfect size for everyday use.

It’s lead and BPA-free, microwave safe and dishwasher safe, making it practical enough for busy workdays and lazy afternoons alike. Whether it’s sitting on a desk or making appearances during Zoom calls, this mug is built to provide years of laughs.

A Brilliant Novelty Gift for Anyone Avoiding Productivity

Finding funny gifts for colleagues can be surprisingly difficult, especially when everyone already owns enough stationery and stress balls. This mug offers something far more memorable. It’s rude, relatable and guaranteed to become the talk of the office.

Fans of novelty gifts and rude mugs will love the sarcastic humour and colourful design. Pair it with biscuits, coffee sachets or a bottle of something stronger for a gift that really stands out.

Perfect for office jokers, serial procrastinators and anyone whose productivity peaks around lunchtime, this mug is a celebration of workplace survival. If they somehow manage to avoid actual work while looking incredibly busy, this cheeky mug belongs on their desk.

Just don’t expect them to thank you before their third coffee of the day.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!