If I’d Wanted To Hear From An Arsehole I Would Have Farted

Funny Rude Mug – “If I’d Wanted To Hear From An Arsehole I Would Have Farted” Novelty Mug

Rude mugs don’t come much more direct than this. If subtle humour isn’t your thing and you’ve got a soft spot for sarcasm, blunt honesty, and the occasional perfectly timed insult, this hilarious mug is guaranteed to hit the mark. Featuring the unforgettable phrase, “If I’d Wanted To Hear From An Arsehole I Would Have Farted”, it’s the ideal gift for anyone whose filter disappeared years ago.

With its bold typography, vibrant colours, and eye-catching green smoke effect framing the design, this mug isn’t trying to blend into the background. It’s loud, unapologetic, and absolutely guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows during the morning tea round.

Whether it’s destined for the office desk of your favourite troublemaker or the kitchen cupboard of someone known for their razor-sharp comebacks, this mug delivers laughs with every brew.

The Perfect Gift for People Who Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

We all know someone who has mastered the art of putting people in their place with a single sentence. This mug celebrates that talent beautifully.

Ideal for friends, partners, workmates, siblings, or anyone blessed with a wicked sense of humour, it makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Secret Santa exchanges, Christmas stockings, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or simply because someone deserves a mug that’s as unfiltered as they are.

The beauty of this design lies in its relatability. We’ve all encountered moments where we’ve wished we had the confidence to say exactly what’s on our minds. Thankfully, this mug does the talking for you.

It’s particularly well suited to those who appreciate cheeky banter and aren’t easily offended. After all, life’s too short for boring mugs and polite small talk.

Bold Design with Maximum Impact

The visual style of this mug is every bit as punchy as the wording itself. The oversized lettering uses a mix of bright yellows, greens, reds, and crisp white text to ensure the message stands out from across the room.

Surrounded by a cloud-like green graphic effect, the design cleverly ties into the joke while adding an energetic, comic-book feel. It’s impossible to ignore and even harder not to laugh at.

Unlike generic novelty mugs that rely solely on the phrase, this design combines strong visual appeal with genuinely funny wording. The result is a mug that feels like a proper gift rather than an afterthought grabbed from a supermarket shelf.

For fans of rude mugs, sarcastic gifts, and sweary humour, this is exactly the sort of item that becomes an instant favourite.

Built for Everyday Use

As entertaining as it is, this mug has also been made for real life. Crafted from ceramic, this 11 oz mug is ideal for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever beverage helps people tolerate unnecessary opinions.

Measuring 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) high and 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) in diameter, it’s perfectly sized for a proper cuppa. It’s also lead and BPA-free, offering peace of mind alongside the laughs.

Practicality hasn’t been overlooked either. The mug is both dishwasher safe and microwave safe, making it easy to use day after day without any fuss.

If you’re searching for rude mugs that genuinely stand out, this design ticks all the boxes. It’s funny without trying too hard, bold without being overcomplicated, and guaranteed to become a talking point wherever it’s used.

Sometimes, the best gifts are the ones people would never buy for themselves but secretly wish they had. This mug falls firmly into that category. Crude? Perhaps. Memorable? Absolutely.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!