Funny office mug for people who know the real perk is getting paid to poo
This funny office mug is made for the workplace legend who understands that job satisfaction comes in many forms, and one of them is absolutely going to the loo on the clock. Featuring the glorious line “I Shit On Company Time”, this mug is rude, ridiculous and far too relatable for anyone who has ever taken their phone, a bit of peace and a suspiciously long toilet break into the workday. If you are after a cheeky office gift with proper laugh-out-loud energy, this one does the job beautifully.
The design says it all straight away. You have a smug office bloke sat on the toilet, tie still on, trousers round his ankles, phone in hand and not a care in the world. The calculator, coffee cup, ID badge and loo roll details only make it funnier, because it captures that exact blend of workplace misery and low-stakes rebellion that office workers know all too well. It is bold, silly and unapologetically crude, which is exactly why it works. Some mugs go for subtle. This one absolutely does not, and that is part of the charm.
A rude office gift for colleagues with a proper sense of humour
There is always one person in every office who would love this mug. Usually more than one. The bloke who disappears for twenty minutes with his phone. The workmate who proudly says the best way to survive the day is to take your breaks where no one can bother you. The colleague who treats a paid toilet trip like a personal victory. That is why this makes such a strong funny office mug. It taps into a joke loads of people already know, but puts it front and centre in the daftest possible way.
It is a brilliant gift for office workers, desk-based grafters, tired employees, call centre mates, warehouse staff with a cheeky sense of humour and anyone who enjoys winding up their coworkers. It works especially well as a Secret Santa gift, birthday present, leaving gift or just a random little laugh for the person at work who appreciates toilet humour more than they probably should. For anyone browsing rude mugs for colleagues or mates at work, this one has loads more personality than the usual boring office tat.
Bold design that nails the workplace toilet joke
The artwork really brings this mug to life. Rather than just sticking a rude phrase on the side, it goes all in with a full cartoon scene that instantly tells the story. The grinning office character looks completely at ease, mid-scroll, mid-poo and probably mid-pretending he is still replying to emails. That extra detail makes the whole thing much funnier and more giftable, because it feels like a proper character rather than just a slogan.
The colours pop nicely too, with the bright lettering giving the phrase loads of impact against the white ceramic background. It is clean, easy to read and guaranteed to get noticed on a desk, in the office kitchen or at home during a work-from-home brew. It has that perfect novelty mug balance of being daft enough to get a reaction while still looking like a proper finished design.
The mug itself is ceramic and holds 11 oz, which is a solid size for tea, coffee or the emergency caffeine needed after another soul-destroying meeting. It measures 3.8 inches high and 3.2 inches in diameter, making it easy to hold and a practical everyday mug. It is lead and BPA-free, dishwasher safe and microwave safe too, so it is not just there for the joke. It is actually useful, which gives it even more staying power.
A funny work mug they will actually use
That is what makes this such a cracking gift. It is not a one-note novelty that gets one laugh and then disappears into the cupboard. It is the sort of mug people genuinely keep reaching for, partly because it is practical and partly because the joke never really stops being funny. Whether it ends up on a work desk, in the staff room or at home for remote working, it brings exactly the right amount of childish workplace rebellion to every brew.
If you want a funny office mug that feels rude, relatable and completely bang on for modern work life, this one is a winner. Perfect for colleagues, office mates and anyone who believes the company owes them at least a few minutes of toilet-based peace every day, it is silly, shameless and far funnier than it has any right to be.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
















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